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aborted hershey launch 

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

The Hershey Kiss

A sexual act where a woman that has anal prolapse (where the anus is partially on the exterior of the body due to excessive anal sex), does not wipe after defecating, and "kisses" her partner on the lips with her puckered anus.
My girlfriend told me to close my eyes because she wanted to give me "The Hershey Kiss" for Valentine's Day. I was grossly mistaken when I tasted shit instead of chocolate.

autumn hershey 

A cutie that is weird, adorable, and is always crazy.
autumn hershey by TWKRTG August 4, 2017

Butterfly Hershey's kisses 

When someone is laying on top of you and they brush their lashes against your nipples. A butterfly kiss on your nipples.
Wow babe, I really love your butterfly Hershey's kisses

exploding hershey squirts 

Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.
After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.

Reverse Hershey Kiss

When you fuck asshole with a prolapsed asshole.
I gave my boyfriend a Reverse Hershey Kiss last Friday! It was the best experience I've ever had!