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Devil's Haircut 

Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,

Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind
I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.

Pink Martini Haircut 

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
Pink Martini Haircut by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Yee Yee Haircut

Your haircut sucks. Get rid of that atrocity.

Dick-Sucking Haircut 

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

gave him a haircut

Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).
Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*

John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!