Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008
Ultimate-guitar is an awesome website in which individuals from all over the world can meet and converse, having highly intelligent conversations and sharing knowledge on all aspects of music.
by guylee January 22, 2008
by GM123 January 17, 2009
(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.
US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.
US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar
Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar
Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar
Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar
by Lisa Rossi March 06, 2007
the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar
by iloveplayingthepinkguitar December 24, 2009
Something some retard pulls out of his ass because he doesn't know what slide guitar is and tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about.
Girl: I'm a slide guitarist
Douche: What's that
Girl: -explains-
Douche: Oh I do that too sometimes. I just thought it was called slur guitar.
Girl: Right.
Douche: What's that
Girl: -explains-
Douche: Oh I do that too sometimes. I just thought it was called slur guitar.
Girl: Right.
by Assgrassapples April 28, 2009
by Turfman February 23, 2003