Gramma Wizard

An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.

Girl- Thats her MOM? She looks so old!
Friend- Yeah, shes a Gramma Wizard.

by glambert4life June 24, 2010

Grammatically Challenged

Someone who cannot use grammar.

Tara Gilebsie-Author of My Immortal Harry Potter Fanfiction, who is Grammatically challenged

by Ginganinja April 27, 2012

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE GRAMMARLY AD I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHI-

grammarly ad dude: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
ANY PERSON: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by [insert user here] January 22, 2022

grammarlytic

1. The breakdown, or lysis, of grammar. Often exploited during a word vomit.

2. Relating to an erroneous use of grammar.

'Jeez, Ahmed, you really bombed that essay on the Human Genome Project.'
'Yeah, I had a grammarlytic nightmare!"

by clemo_jamie December 19, 2010

Gramkos

A crazy beast that has come back for revenge.

Oh shit! Ryan is going to get killed by Gramkos!

by Wingon Fojanswa July 15, 2011

Gammon Guitar

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.

That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

Grammar Thief

some one who tries to correct your grammar when they know they have lost a fight and has nothing else to say or no comeback

"Good god Megan is such a grammar thief, she knows I won this argument, she should just give up"

by BabyLionz October 6, 2012