Rio Grande Valley

The Southernmost area of Texas that borders Mexico. It houses the two poorest counties in the nation (Hidalgo and Cameron). The cost of living is extremely low and if you are white and/or halfway successful, you are considered very rich. In high school, it is easier to get coke than weed, and easier to get weed than alcohol. About 86% of the valley is hispanic. South Padre Island is also located there, where spring break is insane.

The Rio Grande Valley is awesome for vacationing because of SPI and Mexico, but living there might be questionable.

by Javier Gonzales August 9, 2006

Grand Theft Auto

A really good videogame series (refering to GTA3 and all successors) that throws you into a parody of some major US city where you make a shitload of money by stealing, drug-dealing, shooting-up rival gangs and preforming various other errands for criminals, gangs, and other scumbags, and then just wreak havok or screw a hooker in your spare time. Plagued (along with every other videogame in history) by a fanbase that consists primarily of hyperactive, crack-addicted 12-year-old boys who couldn't pass a 1st grade spelling-bee if their lives depended on it. Yeah, you all know who you are. The majority of the game's "mature" players must not frequent Internet forums that often.

Oh, and this series also seems to routinely get blamed for the idiotic actions of a few Rednecks and urban white trash by gun control freaks and suburban pussies who want to punish everyone in the world for the misdeeds of a few dozen morons.

GTA is really good stress therapy if you have to drive 40 miles through some of the shittiest traffic in your region to get to work each day.

by Mob_Triggerman October 5, 2004

Grand Slam

Fucking in a Denny's, usually in the bathroom.

"She and I had a Grand Slam. Oh, we ordered it, too."

by Missynoob October 4, 2012

gorana

a girl who is super annoying but completly awesome! and i completly love her!

girl 1: what you doin today?
girl2: hanging with gorana.
girl1: well arent you luckyy!

by amyyylamiee April 25, 2009

100 grand

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2008

grand chase

a good online playing game since its a new game not everything is included so you get a major update each week . so u have to try it if u want to know what it is . link http://grandchase.ntreev.net/

omg grand chase is soo great but dont play it to much you will get a headache >.<

by iluvgrandchase=) March 10, 2009

grand tetons

French for big, juicy, succulent boobies.

I'm sure she has a nice personality, but I'd LOVE her to introduce me to her Grand Tetons!

by Le Bazoom Licker August 29, 2003