Glock Flock

A group of police officers waiting for something to happen.

"Brace yourself for the tear gas: Here comes the Glock Flock".

by TestMonkeyUnlimited December 17, 2011

glockenspiel

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel

by toledo jones August 7, 2014

glock

A gun people people buy when they don't know how to spell SIG-SAUER. It's funny how spec-ops, the Secret Service, the Air Marshalls, the FBI, and the SEALS all use SIG's. Yeah, it's because Glocks are the best. Right. Glocks are one of many current-generation polymer-framed handguns, and none of it's features are unique or proprietary any more. H&K, as one example, has one-upped glock with all of the same features, increased accuracy, etc for only a little more money. Glocks are the guns that people who don't know anything about guns buy. They are unrefined, have sring-loaded triggers with crappy take-up and sand in the whole mechanism. Yes, you have to lube glocks to have them not jam..I don't care what videos you watch...read the armorers manual. Also google about "glock kabooms" and glocks jamming on LEO's because they are dirtier than the last street-walker you saw. BTW, LEO's are issued weapons and that decision is made by the armorer for the department. Many armorers have chosen glocks simply because glocks are being practically GIVEN AWAY to the law enforcement community. Just because one might see many Glocks, does not mean that they are "the best." If you see more Kia's and Hyundai's on the road than any other car, does that mean they are the best cars out there? Not exactly...and I drive a hyundai. SIG's are still in widespread and growing use throughout the U.S., Europe, and the Middle East. Glocks are not in widespread use anywhere outside of the U.S.

Btw., the caliber is internationally known as the 9mm parabellum and .380 is no longer sold as an active caliber in a Glock. Try and find one for sale, I dare you.

"My Glock broke, so I bought a SIG P228 instead."

"I'm a gangster. Being completely ignorant about the proper use, maintenance, and firing technique of a firearm, I am obligated to purchase/borrow/steal/'acquire' a Glock."

"My Glock looks hideous and feels like it has sand in the trigger. Par for the course, really."

by Real_Gun_Owner April 9, 2006

gluckman

A spectacular, individual, with a fierce nature who loves kitties and burning buildings.

Oh!..I know a Gluckman.

by moy November 4, 2014

Gluckular

Adjective. Often means unpalatably thick. Too thick to enjoy. Some people would say "glucky", but that's gross.

Jacob: Hey Mark, I walked past your room last night. I heard someone choking. Was there an intruder?

Mark: Yeah, Jake. Cindy thought she could handle it this time.

Jacob: Oh! So she couldn't handle the gluckular Bo staff?

Mark: I swear, girls these days are built different. Only you've been able to take it so far.

Jacob: Speaking of, can I get in on that once more?

Mark: Fuck off, man! I told you, I'm not doing gay shit anymore.

by sanitised_fart July 6, 2021

Gluckety Glusticall

What is said when you choke on someones balls.

Damn, that bitch just gluckety glusticalled to death.

Bro, I finna gluckety glustical if i have to handle YOUR cock.

by CarlosCums September 4, 2023

Glickershpeld

I feeling of severe exclusion imposed by your peers.

Liz may be super lonely-valentines-day, but at least she's not all glickershpeld like Kenzie, who doesn't get to go to the stuponfucious party.

by Erocksteady February 27, 2009