subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"

andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 28, 2010

Slippery Giraffe

The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.

I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.

by Bumhole sniffer mcgee June 2, 2017

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021

Blue giraffe

Trent fingering Gina aggressively and make her squirt on his face

The Blue giraffe crossed the road.

by Barthomeal February 28, 2023

Autistic-Giraffe

Someone who laughs in a certain way

you laugh like a autistic-giraffe

by erazor21 February 7, 2018

this is a giraffe

another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid

officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"

by Aqxer June 24, 2021

Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn

"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'

by wendlynfae August 6, 2018