National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023

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by hgfhgf add dfdry r gf May 29, 2023

lalos gf

She’s a bitch she cheats on him with a black guy who’s using her. She talks shit abt everyone I hate her and she treats him so bad when he treats her so amazingly he needs to go back to his first love tbh I like him but his first love and him were that one amazing couple. They were so amazing tg

Person: do yk lalos gf?

Person: yup ion like her

Person 1: me neither lol

by Latina fr June 21, 2023

Fuck ur gf

On June 3rd is national fuck your girlfriend

Hey babe it’s national fuck ur gf day want to.

by Keefer the queefer June 2, 2024

slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

Miro's doing nothing but bed-rotting and browsing memes all day, she has truly become prime slop gf material, I cannot wait to marry her

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching

- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

all she does it bed-rot, stay up playing video games and listening to ultra-masculine white girl playlists on youtube... she has truly become prime slop gf material.

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

chicken nugget gf

A very picky eater. Sticks to “safe food” but occasionally tries to branch out, only to instantly regret it and beg to swap with your plate or beverage.

just try it, stop being a chicken nugget gf

by wwrdl May 2, 2025