Geek Incognito

The act of disguising to others the fact that one is a geek, nerd, dork, or any other group under the classification of loser, usually for the purpose of making friends or getting pussy.

Common usage usually dictates that the loser keeping Geek Incognito is at a party or other function with many normal people around, such as a gym, strip club, etc.

Geek Incognito is a common technique among Engineering majors.

Dude, quit talking about quantum physics or you'll lose your Geek Incognito! Somebody get me another beer!

Geek Incognito by SpeedoMask August 10, 2003

Geek Logic

An attempt by an individual to defend overt jumps in logic made by film-makers and authors in science fiction and fantasy movies or books. To go beyond what is obvious (or semi-obvious) to the average move-goer or book-reader to defend what was poor planning on the part of the creator. Be it anachronisms, poor research or cheap shortcuts to move a plot along. Geeks are FAMOUS for coming up with excuses as to why something in a favored movie was not self-evident to one of its critics. Some twisty "clever" explanation outside of what is available in the actual film is the geeks explanation. Usually some thought that a character was having about the situation, or some magical math that's only available in the sci-fi world in which the genre occurs.

Astrophysicist: A parsec is a measure of space and not time, so how could Han Solo have "made the Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs"? It makes no sense!

Geek Logician: You see Kessel runners had to deposit smuggled spice shipments in between freighters traveling at a fixed speed, so that the shorter distance covered by said freighters during a Run was regarded as bragging rights.

Geek Logic by Douche Bigalow May 25, 2008

geek punk

a geek punk is a new steriotypical genre, usually one who dosent want to be emo/goth or anything like that.
they usually listen to any kind of rock music, nintendo t-shirts, have belt buckles in the shape of a vintage games console controller, and wear either baggy jeans, camo trousers or staright leg jeans.

they cant call me emo, cos im a geek punk

geek punk by kai the pie January 11, 2007

Geek bling bling

Flashy high tech items, often accessories to other high tech items such as cell phones and PCs.

Examples are metal (often chrome or gold) plated USB Flash Drives & Bluetooth headsets

Our hardware engineer wears that Flash Drive like Geek bling bling

Geek bling bling by SPOCK2 December 9, 2008

geek butt 

The phase after swamp ass were the area between your ass cheeks gets chaffed.

Wow I had a horrible case of geek butt after playing basketball..

geek butt by beetle007 February 7, 2008

Geek Slap 

To be out geeked and then called out on it by another geek.

For example; "I haven't seen the big Lebowski" followed in a sarcastic tone " wow would you like to borrow it before the end of the next decade the first person responds with " did you just geek slap me?

Geek Slap by Lil doe T January 24, 2010

Geek Depot

Websites dedicated to spreading knowledge of a tech-related manor. Usually web site address is usually passed from geek to geek.

Or

Where geeks/nerds turn when they are unsure of an answer and need clarification.

"I don't know whats wrong with you drive."

"Hold on I'm checking with Geek Depot see if they have anything that may save your ass."

Geek Depot by gwmclean April 17, 2010