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Gabe Rowland

Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)
by pseudonym rookie January 22, 2020
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pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.
Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.
by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011
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Gabe Shirt

Any variety of 80's-style baseball T-shirt with a white body and colored sleeves/collar.
"I heard that Ragstock is having a sale on Gabe Shirts today."
by Redsleeves February 4, 2010
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Gabe

A person who is ugly most of the time. Looks like a chipmunk and a bird had hardcore
Ew its gabe.
RUNN GABES COMING
by Killer90086 June 19, 2017
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Smol Gabe

Gabe is a Very Indecisive Character That Does Not Like Being Fondled With. (He Says I am Not Wrong) He is Small or Also Know as Smol And Gets Bullied Often. People Don't Respect Him And he Gets Followed Often by Ginger Nonces. He is a beautiful Specimen When You Get To Know Him And Doesn't Like Attention Like All Thots.
Me: "I Love Your Friend Smol Gabe!"
Kyle: "We All Love Smol Gabe!"
by IFYOUKNOWTHENSHHHH April 16, 2020
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The Gabe Effect

The Gabe Effect is a recognized conspiracy theory first coined by influential Tiktoker 'itzmegabe2'. It is the shared belief that anything and everything is somehow (or can be), in some way, traced back to Gabe.
by rvclipd October 1, 2023
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The Gabe Effect

The unexplainable urge whenever you're around Gabe to say the N-Word with no thought or reason whatsoever. You cannot control it. It controls you.
Sorry Jamal, I've been feeling "The Gabe Effect" since I joined DuddyBuddies
by bigniggauniverstiy October 12, 2021
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