Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)
by pseudonym rookie January 22, 2020

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.
by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

by Redsleeves February 4, 2010

by Killer90086 June 19, 2017

Gabe is a Very Indecisive Character That Does Not Like Being Fondled With. (He Says I am Not Wrong) He is Small or Also Know as Smol And Gets Bullied Often. People Don't Respect Him And he Gets Followed Often by Ginger Nonces. He is a beautiful Specimen When You Get To Know Him And Doesn't Like Attention Like All Thots.
by IFYOUKNOWTHENSHHHH April 16, 2020

The Gabe Effect is a recognized conspiracy theory first coined by influential Tiktoker 'itzmegabe2'. It is the shared belief that anything and everything is somehow (or can be), in some way, traced back to Gabe.
by rvclipd October 1, 2023

The unexplainable urge whenever you're around Gabe to say the N-Word with no thought or reason whatsoever. You cannot control it. It controls you.
by bigniggauniverstiy October 12, 2021
