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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"
by char_spring June 4, 2022
mugGet the National Fuck Daymug.

fuck a moot day

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter
Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck
by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024
mugGet the fuck a moot daymug.

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.
Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!
by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
mugGet the Fuck your friend Daymug.

Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up
“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day
by kfc tenders November 12, 2020
mugGet the Fuck off Dimitri Daymug.

December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
by europe1922 December 14, 2020
mugGet the December Fuck Daymug.

Fuck Kal Day

October 15th, in Hours Discord server if you hate kal you get to beat him very hard
fuck you too kal, I am gonna beat the shit out of you... I declare this day as Fuck kal day lets fucking kill him
by I hate kall October 15, 2022
mugGet the Fuck Kal Daymug.

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