freedom fap

The first time you masturbate after leaving a relationship.

Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.

After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator

by Pregnant Anne Frank November 2, 2019

Freedom to Speak

"Freedom to Speak" is the way to say "Freedom of Speech" which makes more sense because it encourages people to speak more than when that right and freedom are called the "Freedom of Speech."

"Freedom of Speech" is a way of wording the "freedom to speak" in a way that distances the speaker(s) from the act. Humans do not "speech," they speak and can give a "speech." Calling that freedom the "Freedom to Speak" encourages people to speak more often and for longer swaths of time than when it is called the "Freedom of Speech." It is time to start using the expression which encourages Americans to SPEAK UP more. " God is in the details."

by but for October 29, 2017

Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.

Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.

by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022

freedom shell

Used in the June 26th, 2008 episode of The Colbert Report after he added Spain to the Axis of Evil and declared "No more tacos, America! From now on we eat freedom shells."

"Dude, it's time for Fourthmeal. Let's go grab a couple freedom shells."

by MandiInMisery June 26, 2008

freedom horn

Historically known as a trumpet. The name was changed in early 2017 to eliminate any association with the odious 45th President of the United States.

The freedom horn player declined to play the inauguration.

by SantaFeTrail-er January 30, 2017

Freedom Not License

A phrase meaning that everyone has the freedom to do whatever they want but not the license to encroach on other people's freedom.

Origin: Coined by Alexander Sutherland Neill in 1966.

You have the freedom to say whatever you want but hate speech isn't allowed because it encroaches on people's freedom to not be harmed. You have freedom not license.

by Shugunou April 18, 2023

Freedom finder

A basketball move when the offensive player has the ball and makes a move “stepping back to freedom” that creates space for a shot

Timmy took the freedom finder off his hip and blasted off in Jimmy’s face for 3

by Tubo February 6, 2021