Jacob Franklin

A JACOB FRANKLIN is someone who looks like a squirrel

Mate thats a jacob franklin right there

by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020

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Franklin, PA

A beautiful, Victorian era town located in Northwestern Pennsylvania that is most well known for being home to John Wilkes Booth. A great place to live for teen pregnancy, crack addicts, and bad internet.

Franklin, PA? Yeah I used to live there...what a hellhole.

by zeldachief812 May 23, 2021

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the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.

frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...

by fiilo November 5, 2021

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Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

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Kirk Franklin

Kirk Franklining youmeans you will get cussed out if you disrespect me and my family

We were having a reasonable conversation when someone said something out of pocket and I issued a warning telling them “don’t make me Kirk Franklin” you

by The original Queen Bee March 16, 2021

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Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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