Flexitarian

A "Flexitarian" is a person who is a fake vegetarian... meaning they eat Fish & Chicken... but NO other meats. That shit is flexible. You're a flexitarian.

Taja ate chicken instead of a steak, and she wont ever eat steak as long as she is a FLEXITARIAN, nor pork.

by FilthyRichTaj February 4, 2013

flexible

suckin ones own dong

peter ottoviano can shod (suck his own dong)

by s hack May 21, 2003

hetero-flexible

a way of saying "gay" and or "bi-sexual" with humour and wit, sure to disarm even the angriest redkneck bible thumper, or at least make them think so you have time to run

"I'm not gay, im hetero-flexible"

by texasccrazy October 5, 2005

Fleming

A person who lives in Flanders (the northern region of Belgium) or whose ethnic roots come from Flanders.

Jan speaks Dutch very well, because he is a Fleming.

by Les aveux du garcon August 15, 2016

Flexisexual

A girl that is bisexual only on weekends

A girl is Flexisexual when they will only hookup with other women on weekends

by Viciouscutie December 9, 2008

Flexting

Extremely erotic way of douches sending descriptive paragraph's of their muscles via social sites.

Susan: John, why the heck did you tell me about how your muscles gave Mart a boner on Facebook?

John: Shut up whore! I was flexting.

by Zombieness June 8, 2011

flexting

(v.) To text so extensively and in such a manner that it is flirting.

Duugs put down your phone and stop flexting

by Todo October 18, 2006