Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.
John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.
by Dressing&Gravy December 19, 2014
A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.
by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020
It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same
by Sizzilian June 13, 2011
A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit May 12, 2011
A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.
by hannelskarhann November 30, 2009
adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.
The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!
by th3giv3r April 20, 2016
by Doc ER May 25, 2017