Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
Get the Rail Failmug. Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010
Get the Fail nailmug. A failure so great, one "k" isn't enough. Typically said to people, particularly blond country girls, who are more prone than the rest of the population to such shortcomings.
"Crap I accidently threw my bowl in the garbage!"
"...epikk fail"
"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
"...epikk fail"
"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
by mmmdonuts75 May 1, 2010
Get the Epikk Failmug. Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
by The mad shatter November 14, 2017
Get the mail failmug. The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:
You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
Get the infinite failmug. 
when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
Get the muffin failmug.