Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

by joanne August 19, 2004

Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

fannybams

Plural. Glasgow slang. A combination of Fanny (vagina) and Bampot (violent naer do well/ idiot).
Explitive - can be like fuck... "Oh Fuck!"

Shut it ya fannybams!

Fannybams, I forgot the keys to my mercedes!

by _incognito February 8, 2007

Fannyish

To act or behave in a childish or absurd manner. (Generally relates to someone stuck up their own arse)

I couldnt believe how fannyish Jamie was acting today again, he's a tool!

by John McCardle January 30, 2008

fanny-piece

A derogatory term. A complete and utter twat! A numpty.

"You are a fanny-piece"

by twaddlesome June 29, 2009

Fanny Freckle

a freckle on ones vagina

that chick i fucked had a fanny freckle

by fkdsfhdsjkhsjfhds August 19, 2009

Fanny-waggle

A person who takes a long time to do things, puts things of and generally procrastinates.
Do you ever have a friend who takes AGES to get ready and is constantly finding excuses to hold you up?

Sandra: Are you ready yet?
Amy:Nearly, I need to go to the toilet and then find that scarf.
Sandra:Well hurry up we have to go.
Amy:I need to change this jacket, it dosen't go.
Sandra:Will you just hurry up and stop being a fanny-waggle.

by Maff maff August 26, 2009