emphaquote

to use quotations to stress certain words of a phrase to extract the most humor from it and not necessarily be logical.

Yo i really liked that 2pac emphaquote you "dropped" the other day: i see no "changes" i wake up in the "morning" and i ask myself, is life worth livin or should i "blast" myself? im tired of bein poor and even "worse" im black, my stomach hurts and im lookin for a "purse" to snatch.

yeah i have to get back to "work" tomorrow and "babysit" my brother for a while. I'll probably take "him" to see harry potter.

by mwilson4 October 23, 2007

Empiress

-The queen of all things dark; -Queen of bad ass music;-

a hot female (usually a MILF) who rocks out hard core.

As in Zeppelin, Hendirix, Clutch, Wolfmother, Pantera ect.

Look at the Empiress over there, she's hardcore.

There you are Empiress Ashley.

by blowedaway420 May 29, 2009

Emphatic Typing

A way to help others "hear" your tone while typing or reading. Capitalizations used to help animate your typing and dissuade misunderstandings in text.

TOtally missed your pillow idea. LOVE IT. ;-)

I have new apps on my phone & ALL my contacts to re-add

"TOtally" "LOVE IT" "ALL" = Emphatic Typing

by smashleeca November 11, 2009

Empreciate

to embrace and appreciate

They don't empreciate our beautifully designed jerseys.

by RedPaw January 21, 2010

empathizer

one who empathizes.

Person 1: Man, I'm feelin them. I know what they're talkin about.
Person 2: Damn, you must be an empathizer!

by JOE323214 March 14, 2011

employerism

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

The skillful art of eyeing and identifying employment arrangements, by either job seekers or the publishers of staffing vacancies.

"Jack was adept at employerism and thus was able to fill most of the job openings in his department in a relatively short period of time."

by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012

Empirical evidence

Observations and measurements

I don't know how to use empirical evidence in a sentence

by I'm a unicorn04 August 27, 2017