Eggitus

The condition causing an undeniable urge to eat small, cute things, normally baby animals.

"Aww, that kitten is so cute—"
"Twelve grams of protein."
"You have some serious Eggitus..."

by Brick.Brock June 21, 2024

egotesticle

A male individual who is excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centred.

He can be such an egotesticle jerk sometimes.

by tcbaby January 1, 2025

Egotitstical

A female individual who is excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centred.

She is so egotitstical, she is one of the ones that gives feminists a bad name.

by tcbaby January 1, 2025

Egotone

Your tone is ego

Your egotone

by The Jammie and The Jammie Gem February 6, 2026

egotesticle

Adjective: Egotistical in a masculine, testosterone driven way.

His mansplaining is arrogant and egotesticle.

by anonymous March 17, 2026

eggstep

It’s like when you step on an egg.

Can be used as an interjection or an adjective. Positive or negative, but usually just weird.

person A: That film was so eggstep

person B: This concert is so eggstep

person C: *stubs toe* -EGGstep

by EggStepDangerOtic April 25, 2025

Egoterist

Someone whose sole definition of self is based on surrounding stimuli without internal reflection. They’re not egotistical by sense of self of knowing, their basis is literally external.

You’re an egoterist, I want to get to know you but I don’t listen to talk radio.

by Lack of May 6, 2025