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Edward Cabrera

Baseball player in the Marlins organization most famously for his mlb the show card
I hate facing Edward Cabrera in MLB the show with his outlier sinker
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Edward Beerhands

A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.

The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.
Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!
by dvt81 November 20, 2014
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Edward Wright

He thinks he’s a roadman because of his brother , he’s a weak guy that doesn’t punch anyone in a boxing fight, he is fouseytube
by Gamer boy1 October 26, 2020
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edward scissorhands

johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
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Edward Cullen

The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you

numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low

self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it

doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to

1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl

who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him

After dating an Edward Cullen you will

1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).
Edward Cullen is gonna come into your mom's bedroom tonight.
by K-$&SS October 16, 2009
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St. Edward

A school in Lakewood, Ohio that is the rival of the school St. Ignatius. The academics are mediocre at best and all the school really has to show for is wrestling. The school's success in this area can be attributed that everyone who attends here is either a transvestite or a gay male that has to release his pent up need to grope men. The team is a set of naturals when it comes to this and therefore can grab men better than other men can grab them.
Guy:You know St. Edward's?
Girl:Yeah, the guys there are fags.
by GoSTEEagles March 5, 2011
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