Dylan

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.

Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.

by Kermitov May 17, 2019

Dylan

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

by El-Birdi May 28, 2019

Dylan

Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.

Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead

Gary,'oi plebby!'
Mike,'dont be a Dylan douchebag'

by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019

Dylan

Dylans, no matter the gender, are typically nerds who are into franchises such as Star Wars. They are exceptionally kind although they often do not express it, and often end up hurting someone's feelings by accident. When you befriend a Dylan, they become very loyal. Dylans share many inside jokes with their friends and appreciate pop culture and memes as well video games. They are typically incomparably intelligent. Sometimes they can get a big head or hot temper when around their friends, but they often remain cool and collected. Dylans sometimes have difficulty understanding sarcasm. When telling jokes they have a sparkle in their eye, just holding back a laugh.

Games that Dylans may like: Overwatch, Rocket League
Dylans have a knack for: Computers, spelling, math, pop culture
Music tastes: 80's, rap

Have you met my friend Dylan? He's hard to talk to at first, but when you get to know him he's really funny.

by shira carver May 22, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is often a hard headed person who has intellectual abilities but shy’s away from letting people see that side of him. He is Tall, athletic, but is skinny. Dylan has green eyes that often people say are pretty. Dylan has a lot of friends but can sometimes get into arguments. He is often confused in relationships as to what he wants to do.

Look it’s Dylan

by gruiiij May 24, 2018

Dylan

Anyone with the name Dylan probably has a few key facts

They like longer hair and usually have blue eyes, they are always there for who ever they can be, they have a mad sense of humour (usually mostly sexual), and also usually have big dicks and are amazing shags

If your with a Dylan your one lucky bastard

I love everything about Dylan, including the sex

by Leprichaun-dgub December 17, 2017