Dylan

Gay

Dylan is gay.

by Penny Boi September 20, 2020

Dylan

the process of shaving ones testicle hair(M)

I cut myself dylaning yesterday

by abdule January 17, 2008

Dylan

A man who is literally retarded as a boyfriend and he never stops annoying you about one little thing that made him laugh. His sister is awesomer than him, he makes wrong unnecessary sounds infront of his mac. He is incredibly gay when your'e not around.

Dylan: red car *punches you*
Isabelle: I'm not even playing.

Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO?
Isabelle: Fudge you

by eraserimlistingthingsonmydesk September 18, 2011

Dylan

Dylan is probably the worst player and a HUGE jerk. He always makes fun of you and never apologizes. He only thinks of himself and thinks he is the most sexy dude on earth which isn't true AT ALL. He is popular but doesn't deserve to be. Sometimes he can be considerate but that is not very often. This is to you Dylan. You know who you are.

(Says things that aren't true, is VERY inappropriate, and needs to know his faults, Dylan!)

by fineas October 24, 2012

Dylan

Child molester, school shooter

Dylan is a bad boy

by Dirty Dylan 069 November 30, 2016

Dylan

Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.

Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.

by raw_power April 1, 2009

Dylan

A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.

That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!

by RedishDick April 12, 2011