dry shitting

When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..

I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like

by Nicka spur min cider January 20, 2018

Dry Peter

When you get a handjob but it's so rough and dry that it hurts but you pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't get mad.

Dude she gives way too many dry peters, I'm gonna have to let her go

by Bigg PP daddy May 13, 2016

Dry Bitching

Dry bitching is the aim of aimless backstabbing, often when people are bored as fuck ,bitching for conversation and in most cases attention. The victim of the bitching often has done nothing to directly offend the person bitching. It's like bitching for comments /conversation and recognition .

A-"OMG trisya is here

B- "she's always so fucking late I mean what the point"
C-"don't start dry bitching bitching"

by Mymilkshakebringsalltheboys November 19, 2014

dry kill

When you pretend to kill someone, and you don't.

Yo. I took this asshole out in the woods. He took(stole) from me for a bunch of cash. So I dry killed him to send him a message.

by Woodstockrich December 28, 2018

fuck dry

Willy.

Just face it William, you a fuck dry, homie.

by DS SEM December 4, 2017

dry tip

When two or more guys huddle in a circle and press crotches together face up and say "dry tip".

Victor, Jay and Jonny got out of the bar and decided to dry tip to end a good night.

by YoungYeee December 7, 2016

dry night

A night in which a person is hoping for sex but fails to have any sex.

Last night was a dry night. None of the chicks were dtf.

by StoicStein December 9, 2016