Drug Parrots

Drug Parrots are generally red macaws, bred and trained from birth to sniff out drugs when the drug dogs are unable to find any.

With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.

So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.

You better not have any or they’ll catch you.

Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot

Drug parrots are scary.

That’s why they use them Dave!

by Stillherechile May 4, 2022

future drugs

Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.

Yo man, give me those future drugs so I can get fucked up until next Tuesday, dawg!

by enjoyedresponsibly May 5, 2018

nuts drug

Losing horribly in any sport particularly basketball

did you see the Lakers last night? Man, they got they nuts drug!

by knowledge dread February 18, 2010

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018

Drug Parrot

When drug dogs can’t sniff out any illegal drugs, drug parrots are usually brought in

Damn! The dogs were too nice to get the drugs. The vicious drug parrots will get them though.

by Stillherechile May 4, 2022

Drug Mule

Noun, cocktail recipe

Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups

Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.

Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.

Bar patron: Done.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019

gateway drug

1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.

2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.

3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."

1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*

2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"

3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"

by Arthritis July 28, 2009