Doug

Somebody/Something that is Russia, a long tongue, and is quite hairy. Doug is normally related to an animal owned by a family, however any Doug is accepted.

Sarah; woah your a doug
sam; thanks, but I'm more of a suggling gummy worms type.

by satanicklaus April 1, 2019

Doug

A person named Doug can be male or female. My name is Douglas. I am an adult male. There are also female people named Doug. You will always like a Doug, or Douglas. Contrary to popular misconceptions, a Doug will never betray you. And stop using my GOD GIVEN name for bad connotations, like bad sex, and stupidity. A gay Doug is the coolest person you will ever meet on Earth. Don’t forget it. If you are ever forgotten by a Doug , .... you will regret it. 😊

Man. Did you know Doug gave me an A on the final exam ? I didn’t even study the book or read the whole thing!

Oh wow, I really love Doug ! She gave me a ride home today.

by ChigcagoMan October 1, 2018

god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!

Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!

by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022

doug worthy

A short piece of shit with a Napoleon complex

Dude, eat a Snickers. You’re being a total Doug Worthy right now.

by RichardCranium00040 May 7, 2018

Doug

a short elf who blesses all with his presence. his smile lights up the room. if you don’t have a doug in your life. die.

“such a good person.”
*whispers under breath*
“such a...doug.”

by OpalLotus January 15, 2020

Doug and Lex

The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.

Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"

by Shnuglex March 23, 2022

Doug

A retarded Ranga who is a sicko fuck and always horny that comes from Australia

Oi Doug

by Saucydripzz July 23, 2020