an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011
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He called out of the blue, made plans, never followed through, then vanished as quickly as he appeared.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
by The Misfitz April 21, 2017
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look at that dude, from the pink shirt and the popped collar.. The Douchebagdom is just dripping off him!
by Douchebagdom March 22, 2011
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Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
by NinaM November 8, 2011
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Get the douchebagest mug.Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
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You might be a douchebag if you try to justify price gauging the fuck out of sick patients who's medicine and sole means of survival just went through the roof because of your greed.
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