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dunlap disease

Its what happens when you get really fat
My stomach dun lapped over my belt
by SammyBoy July 11, 2003
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Nissan Disease

A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.
Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"

Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011
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Alcoholzheimer's Disease

The loss of memory caused by over consumption of liquor.
I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?
by AT Kamikaze August 11, 2007
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mancow's disease

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.
Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!
by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007
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pelican disease

Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.

that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.
by eviljeasus February 3, 2008
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Nehmy Disease

A disease that is spread when a human being is in contact with Nehmy ( A gay piece of fucks who enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls . He also likes having sex with dogs and cats).
Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.
"Nehmy enjoys fingering himself. He excels in the sport of shitting on his hand and sticking shit up his vagina. NEHMY DISEASE!" - Dania
by hahahahahlololmarcitofasito October 22, 2018
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dumbass disease

in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.
by epicsamurai700 October 7, 2019
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