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Cheese-Dicking

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.
A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!
by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011
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Dickie

At Phillips Exeter Academy, in lieu of detention, for skipping a class, something known as a dickie is given, which has no real effect until three are accumulated, at which point one is punished with early curfew and suspended priviledges.
Supposedly from an old headmaster known for giving out a good deal of punishments.
When I skipped my English class, I managed to get out of getting a dickie by telling my teacher I was in the health center sleeping even though I was actually watching a movie with my buddies in the common room.
by Gala August 14, 2004
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Janice Dickinson

A supermodel of the 70's and 80's. She has appeared on many covers such as Vogue, Elle, and Cosmopolitan. Dickinson is the author of three books, including No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel, Everything About Me Is Fake... And I'm Perfect and Check, Please! : Dating, Mating, and Extricating. Dickinson claims to have coined the title "supermodel," which she still applies to herself in the present tense. She is 5'10 and still very thin. shes has a daughter Savvy and a son Nathan.
"Back in the day I was doing runway, editorial, advertising, spokesmodeling, and public appearances. Those are five different categories. Your Twiggys and your Lauren Huttons weren't doing that. I was Versace's muse, I was Valentino's muse, I was Alaia's muse, Lancetti's muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I could go on and on." - Janice Dickinson
by i34290i2rkjfpojfo May 21, 2006
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dankies

'Dankies' or 'Danks' referring to any amount of dank nugget, the kind of bud that Snoop Dogg calls "sticky icky icky"
Yo whats up man, got any dankies?
by Happle Apple January 13, 2005
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Danking

The act of smoking marijuana, often considered "dank", in an unusual place, possibly contorting you body to fit there. You have the option of taking a picture or not. Similar to planking
Q. Why is he on the roof standing on one foot balancing those text books on his head
A. He's Danking

Ex. Dude last night we slipped under the benches in front of the police station and Danked two blunts

Ex. Man you gotta try this new danking maneuver , you take a bong t while doing a hand stand.

Ex. My young check this cole sparked a jay in del taco last night, he's on top his danking game.
by Lone smoker August 22, 2011
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big dicking it

When you are playing poker and you have the most chips and are able to chip bully. You have the biggest dick in the game, and make sure that everyone else knows it.
I was playing poker with tom and he was totally big dicking it, and the game was no fun.
by mmhmm216+1+65 August 30, 2011
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Urban Dicking

Fucking while on the urban dictionary website looking up crazy weird sex acts that you will then perform.
"Last night we we're urban dicking and we came across 'the gomez' so i lifted her up and slammed her down....GOMEZ!!"
by Miss Mel B December 27, 2007
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