A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
Get the P. Diddymug. Another way to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no diddy; Similar to No Homo.
You: Bro imma kiss you but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
by quannL March 24, 2024
Get the no diddymug. Someone who is homosexual and has crazy parties where lots of homo stuff goes on. Once you attend those parties you’ll never walk out the same.
Example1:
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
by Rob the Dictionary Wizard April 4, 2024
Get the Diddymug. An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Diddy is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by luh99 January 15, 2025
Get the Diddymug. a fat frat boy who sexually assaults women with his supposed 8 incher that could split a girl in half
by BibleCampToucher July 27, 2025
Get the C Diddymug. a piked push-up with your ass up and out surrounded by big black men with each completed diddy-up being a backshot by each man
(must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)
(must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)
by kkvanii April 27, 2024
Get the Diddy-upmug. 