Tuft of dicks

Three penises inserted into a single hole. Usually the asshole.

Ezra’s Mom preferred a tuft of dicks when it came to filling her gaping asshole.

by Ezra’s daddie June 14, 2018

Bag of dicks

(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.

they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!

by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

by Tarrak November 2, 2010

dicks Jangling

WHEN yo dick be jangling

Ho:damn yo dicks jangling

by Mikawk November 23, 2009

dicksgusted

adj. The state of finding a dick repulsive or weird, either in a lesbian or a straight way. Mostly applicable to lesbians.

Jenny; I'm not a lesbian, but I'm dicksgusted. It's so odd!

Sandra; Ikr, it looks like part of a rejected costume from a Star Trek alien.

by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

fuck dicks

expression; often used after feelings of excitement or anguish

eg 1: fuck dicks Milton! Thats a large ghoststbusters t shirt, where did you get that from?

eg 2:"meine shloss hat eine grosse leak"
"fuch dickshlongenrr!"
"iich bin bien, mein unklewinkel gerfixt es"
"fuch dickschlongenerr, danke mein bestes beefjerky" ...said Barry to his sister

by weblin October 20, 2008