Dick on a dog

Really hot, usually caused by a large group of people.

It was really hot at the game yesterday - it was like a dick on a dog.

by Fat Rick P February 18, 2009

Dick on the Down Low

A guy you're boning, but you're too embarrassed to tell your friends.

I never knew that you and Eric were hooking up!
Yeah, you did. It was years ago...
Are you sure you're not still boning? Is he your dick on the down low?

by TeenyPony June 2, 2015

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it

Luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka

by Fanypack April 3, 2017

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Slamming my dick in the door

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.

"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"

by TheMassiveChode224 June 24, 2018

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.

I made dicks on the dollar for that job...

by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023