Candice: The reason men do not hit on me is because of my diamond shield.
Carla: Bitch, the reason men do not hit on you is because you are fat and ugly.
Carla: Bitch, the reason men do not hit on you is because you are fat and ugly.
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To fart along a dark tunnel and your will happen upon diamonds
To fart along a dark tunnel and your will happen upon diamonds
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