deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem

tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it

by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017

deez nuts

something you say to piss everyone off

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021

deez nuts

The best joke you could make

"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"

by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021

Deez nuts

A fruit consisting an edible shell and a kernel

Hey, what’s in this chocolate?

Deez nuts

by Eueueueueueeueueueu January 26, 2023

Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

Deez nuts

prank

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"

by poogling July 27, 2021

deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022