Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
by fuckuou November 14, 2022

by Deeznutsexpert June 12, 2023

Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.
In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name
“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name
“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021

Your Testicles
by ekf;l sdakn,wesegds February 10, 2022

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.
by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023
