Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
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Crooked Thumb

A big olstraight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.
I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.
by Jizzñe____007 June 08, 2024
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Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio June 01, 2020
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Crooke

A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.
"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"
by its.Crooke August 07, 2019
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Pussy Crook

Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .
Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.
by Flybirl July 15, 2022
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Quarter Way Crook

A Quarter Way Crook is a half of a Halfway Crook. A Quarter Way Crook is so fake and unreal, he doesn't deserve the title of a Halfway Crook.
Nigga you half of a Halfway Crook. Quarter way crook actin ass
by Ganges Kahn Academy July 05, 2017
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crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates
I hate crooked stuff
by nocake June 15, 2017
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