Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.

He's a crooked Dick.

by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Crook

Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)

by jay parker November 26, 2022

Henry Crook

he is a cool guy but really annoying and ugly

he's so cool. His name is Henry Crook

by URBOI_ September 11, 2022

Crook the elbow

Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."

Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.

by Roastedxx May 14, 2019

crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017

crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

by nocake June 15, 2017