Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
by We the people Representing Mys October 05, 2022
acid is a retard cuck who joined com late 2021 but quit and came back in 2023 and joined the cult " court " he gets content from tyrannies and underage girls and calls it good despite the fact he claims to " not like kids " but instead " grooms them for content.
acid court is my god >.<
by aciddddd December 01, 2023
The worst fucking school ever. Do not send ur children here, unless you want Miss Maccines to chase them down the halls
by ihatesomeofumfs February 01, 2023
a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma May 20, 2012
a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you to decide on what to do/what decision to take
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you to decide on what to do/what decision to take
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012