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Cooch Cramper

The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 15, 2011
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cuddly cooch

This a puss that loves to get around, it craves cock.
Duddddddeeee Kelly has such a cuddly cooch.
by J&J cooch inc. May 14, 2016
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cooch growler

pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness

sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship

sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
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cooch itch

my cooch itch... 🤡
“my cooch itch
by dickssssss April 2, 2019
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cooch puff

A very fat vagina.
Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.

Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.
by luna brown November 22, 2011
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cooched

coochie but shortened
I cooched real hard
you gay whore
by poogobbler May 15, 2023
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cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings
heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?
by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019
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