confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 02, 2022

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fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 06, 2014

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by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023

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please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me

"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)

by boozguy123 August 13, 2022

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The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.

Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.

by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021

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by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.

Confused you all are.

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