computer coma

The spaced out, staring off into the computer screen without a thought of what to do next.

I found myself sitting at the desk waking up from a computer coma that lasted 5 mintues.

by dafudaloiz October 5, 2011

Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.

Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!

by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009

Computer Fat

Accumulation of fatty tissue around the abdominal and buttocks area

chair fat sitting to long computer fat

by halfsomething September 10, 2009

Karen The Computer

A very top secret cyber security organization that uses Spongebob Squarepants as its cover. The organization created in 1999, wants to help destroy the world of horrible food like Krabby Patties. The organization has over 500 operatives operating worldwide including its most famous operative TechSupportUS also known as Batman. Batman has operated in countless missions and has saved the world many times from horrible and disgusting food.

I want to join Karen The Computer to rid the world of evil and crummy food

by KarenTheComputer February 9, 2018

computer feet

1. Part of a computer's case that separates the casing from the ground (usually made from rubber to isolate it from currents)

2. A case where a person has sensitive feet because they don't go outside much barefooted. The general reason would be that the person is a city-goer and spends allot of time on computers(not using feet) or barely takes of his/her shoes during the day.

Bianca: "Dude, my computer is busted! Everything around it is reacting to the static electricity!"

Joe: "Did you put the computer feet onto the bottom of the casing like I told you to last week?"

Bianca: "No, sorry....Didn't think a computer needed feet!"
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Hiking trip on a rocky mountain- mountaineers taking a dip at a pool of water.
John: "OUCH! I think I stepped on a sharp rock."

Mike: "It's barely an inch. Stop complaining, your feet are just not use to the terrain."

Mike's dad: "He he- you must have computer feet"

by SamuraiMonkey June 28, 2010

Computer Bulimia

When your computer's hard drive is overflowing with files and you have to go through and delete the excess files or your computer will either go slower than normal or prevent you from saving any more files.

Person 1: Why haven't you saved those photos I sent you from New Year's?
Person 2: I've got a bad case of computer bulimia.

by Lil Miss Magic July 9, 2009

computer anxiety

When, after dealing with many computer viruses in the past, are afraid to download anything in fear of it being a virus, no matter how many times you're told it's safe.

My computer anxiety is keeping me from downloading this file.

by Computer Anxiety Victim November 7, 2010