Cockfidence (noun):
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
“He walked into his toxic ex’s engagement party like he was checking the post — zero emotional disturbance. That’s cockfidence.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
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Two men (or any other being with penises) lather their genital areas with KFC sauce, and then proceed to fight using only their appendages. They must fight until the woman chooses who she wants. The female will then use yet more KFC sauce and fill the winners anal cavity with said sauce, after this she must use a piece of fried chicken to penetrate the mans anal cavity. Afterwards, the loser is made to eat the piece used in coitus.
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