Christian

For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz

I like girls I guess - Christian

by Boisfromthefirecockland May 4, 2017

Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.

Christian is ___

by YupYT90 January 10, 2019

Christian

Proper Noun. Used to define a man so extraordinary that the person writing this can't properly define him. He's utterly brilliant-- smart, funny, and beautiful. He's the man you want to fall deeper in love with every day, and you hope across the vast sea of definitions, he'll find yours and know it's from you.

Christian is my sunshine.

by not-ashling-cashling May 11, 2022

Christian

A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.

Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian

by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019

christian

christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball

hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)

by thepoormansense December 14, 2018

Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken

“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”

by stormy_skies March 21, 2019

Christian

Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words

Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”

by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020