Whopper Chopper

Jordan Hope’s massive chopper

Jordan: let’s have sex I’m hard

Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look

Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*

Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT

by osnapitzaircon February 18, 2019

chapped up

Messed up, ruined, or worn out.

oh shit i fell in the grass wit my white tee and now its all chapped up!

by xxnickpwnsxx July 23, 2007

Chapped Gap

n.) A chaffing of the thighs primarily located on the upper region of the legs where the legs meet the torso. It is caused by friction from the rubbing together of fat peoples thighs.

Harry rubs a glob of vaseline on his taint every morning. Eventhough he feels like he shit himself for the first few hours of the day, at least he won't get chapped gap.

by John Stone Productions October 17, 2008

Mad finna chapped

Some stupid shit Zach said a few months ago. Meaning really angry.

On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.

“Bruh I’m mad finna chapped, my cousin’s boyfriend stole all the sandwich meat again.”

by Stupid shit from Canada April 17, 2019

chipped ham

A type of Deli meat that can only be found in Western Pennsylvania. It is supremely thinly sliced ham. Origninally made by Isaly's.

Lots of people in Pittburgh like chipped ham sandwiches.

by schizoartist November 2, 2004

chopper city

nickname of the city of new orleans, particularly of the uptown area, where it is necessary to own a chopper(ak-47) simply for survival.

you gotta be the realest of the real in chopper city. its chop or get chopped in chopper city. B.G. had a concert in chopper city last night, you shoulda been there

by ikeepsthatmuthafuckinheattaonme August 2, 2006

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019