Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

Chocolate Spaghetti

When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.

Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.

I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!

by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020

chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

forced chocolate

when you getting fucked, and they fuck the shit out of you

DAMN IT, I GOT LAST NIGHTS "FORCED CHOCOLATE" ALL OVER MY SHEETS

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 27, 2021

Chocolate Voice

When ones voice clogs up in the throat. Mostly after eating a large amount of chocolate.

Girl 1 - 'Pass me the salt please?'
Girl 2 - 'jdgbkjbf'
Girl 1 - 'Hohoho, someone has chocolate voice!'

by libandkat August 17, 2011

Chocolate Cupcake

The act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter.

Randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.

by meaty14 August 30, 2009

Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

by MBTGTC June 7, 2011