children of bodom

Kick ass metal band. any one who says other wise will burn in hell like the litle bitch they are.

"I dont like Children of bodom.... They suck."
"Eat shit and burn in hell ass hole."

by master of puppets. June 15, 2006

child molesters

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!


> KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...fuckin kill them

Cut their fucking balls off!

YOU CAN DO IT!

by Rob Schneider March 20, 2005

child beater

Someone who beats up children- normally a coward

*man hitting his kid in public*

Hey you CHILD BEATER!

by *your nan***** January 29, 2016

Favorite Child

The child in the family, often the second oldest, who is often the most unhappy in life. The "favorite child" will often put others down in attempts to make them feel better from the impending darkness inside that reminds them of how alone they are.

Yes, it is I. The favorite child

by Arnold the destroyer October 8, 2017

Middle child

Is the least favorite child. Only acknowledged for their miss deeds. Holds all potential but is still overshadowed by the youngest and oldest child.

Middle child: Could you pass the-
Youngest child: Today I saw a cool car.

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

starving children in africa

A way to make people realize their situation is not as important as they think, or would like to think. Especially handy when dealing with math teachers.

Mrs Garrison: you haven't turned in your math homework!
Student: There are starving children in Africa!
Mrs Garrison: That is so true...wow, that really lets me see my life through another perspective. I give you an A!
Student: Thank you, starving children in Africa!

by Angelacia July 12, 2007

no child left behind

Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.

We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?

Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.

Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!

Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!

by The Last Gunslinger July 28, 2008