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Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese
My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake
by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022
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Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.
Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?
by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022
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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019
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Rasberry Cheesecake

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.
My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.
by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017
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Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg
by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024
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Abba Cheesecake

A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.
Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~
by largegord April 20, 2021
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Cheesecake

Cheesecake is a synonym to good/great/terrific/gorgeous/perfect/cool.
Being told you are cheesecake is a very great compliment. If told you are thy cheesecake or being very cheesecake take it as a compliment this is a good thing. Antonym to Uncheescake.
“That was very cheesecake”

Did you see how cheesecake Willis was being”
by King Willis August 12, 2021
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