Clappydoo

Clappydoo.....A term used to describe a ladies vagina. Other common examples include rat, vag, minge, cunt, hole, manhole, pussy, wizards sleeve etc etc. Yes we have many words for them but no, we should never tire of them!

1. Is a term often used north of the border when speaking in a ladies company to disguise the conversation.

2. Is used to be very upfront to the lesser educated lass.

3. A female friendly pet name for her furry friend to be used in relationships. To avoid such words as Cunt, Fanny & Rat, some of these may spoil a romantic moment.

1."How did it go last night mate?" "Aye went well mate" "Clappydoo any good?" "Aye mate best iv tasted/had in a while" "Aye you cant beat a good bit of Clappydoo"

2. "Jordan-Shows yer Clappydoo ya wee slut"
or
" Get yer Clappydoo out for the lads"

3. "I love giving your Clappydoo a right good seeing to"
or
"Out of all the Clappydoo's iv tasted-and believe me there's been alot- yours is still by far the best one yet-mum"
or
"Fancy a bit of Clappydoo after Dinner, dad?"
or
"Oh thats it baby, lick my Clappydoo...your the best brother a sister could ever ask for"

by Scoobydont July 15, 2009

CHAPP

It's a charity app. Now people can donate to a cause by purchasing a CHAPP.

This CHAPP is as a cool as iBeer or FarmVille but not nearly as useless!

by Communication Shutdown October 8, 2010

Chappo

When a man enters the room and you are instantly wet and/or aroused you know it's a chappo. Chappo's are incredibly well known for their ability to turn women on without the slightest touch. Chappo's also have unreal dress sense and a perfect smile to match their gorgeous blue eyes. If you manage to get your hands on a chappo everyone will be that jealous. Chappo's are all for the boys - but are never gay.

Jessica: Oh my why am I suddenly aroused.

Rebecca: me too, that's because a chappo just walked in the room.

Chad: Bro just met a chappo and he's possibly the loosest cunt I've ever met and is so for the boys.

by scootle professor April 2, 2020

crappy ass

When you get off the toilet after taking a shit, and don't wipe your ass.

Wipe your crappy ass bitch.

by Brandy March 25, 2004

chippy

A coaches reference for a girl, girlfriend, significant other, booty call, fun buddy, lover, slut, some random girl you might pick up on the street, or a hookup, during any sports season. These women are a male players weakness. Coaches tell their players to stay away from "chippies" during the sports season to get their minds focused on their desired sport. Coaches think that any contact (physical or not
) with "chippies" will send their players minds and bodies into a place where no player should go... where the coaches think this is.. who knows? Chippies are basically some girl a sports athletes may or may not hook up with or have sex with during their desired sports season.

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by frontier football 86 March 21, 2009

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

Chuppy

1. a chubby puppy. Typically very cute and well liked by everyone.

Aww, look at that fat and cute chuppy.

by Sooohood January 17, 2013