State Nobody Cares About

A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.

Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"

Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."

by boom roasted, sucka December 24, 2010

Muscle Cars

Late 60's and Early 70's American performance cars, which had big displacement, high horsepower motors, and sleeper or stock look to them. Not to be confused with riceburners, 99% of which have a stock 120 horsepower SOHC 4 banger, with a huge spoiler on a FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CAR (morons), non color matching ridiculous body kits, an exhaust bigger than the engine (and sounds like a fat fuck farting non-stop after eating chilidogs) and paint jobs that might seem cool to a pre-schooler.

Did you see those rusty looking muscle cars that beat the ridiculous looking riceburners at the racetrack? Get used to it!

by modular April 10, 2006

dealin cards

to make your presence known in a social scene to the sex you are trying to pick up.

'Wheeling and Dealing', another phrase commonly used with this one. Means the same basically

ex 1."yo, jimmy check out all these hotties tonight!"
"yeh, ive been talking with them all"
"you've really been Dealin your cards eh! ;)" <--- Dealin Cards

ex 2. "yo jimmy, been noticing you talk to all these cuties"
"yeh bro, been wheeling and Dealing"

by M "Romeo" G June 23, 2009

carass

A combo of the words caress and harass, meaning a touch that was meant to be pleasureable but it turns out as the opposite. Also related to krass.

She slapped the waiter after his soft carass on her bottom.

by mLo March 7, 2005

cars

a term used for porn when you dont want people around you to hear it

Yo John lets go watch some cars at my house!!

by MBH & TMA November 29, 2006

Carlson School of Management

A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.

John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.

by Kevin Phong December 25, 2009

muscle cars

Ground pounding throaty v8's built for performance. So all you little import fags put your Fast and furious tapes away, and come get your ass kicked at any race track you homos.

Driving a import is like the special olympics... Win or lose you're still a retard.

by RiceKiller December 31, 2003