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Amish candle 

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.
“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”
Amish candle by Burt f March 15, 2023

Birthday Candle 

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle
"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

Hand candle 

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis
Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle
Hand candle by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023

god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.
Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!
god candle by anonymous November 29, 2023

Daniel Candle 

When somebody at the bar is getting “Happy Birthday” sung to them and you light a match to use as a makeshift candle.
This dude had his birthday at the bar last night and you know I had to light a Daniel Candle for him since NOBODY brought candles for him.
Daniel Candle by BaronOfSalt January 24, 2024

Croatian Candle Holder 

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
Croatian Candle Holder by FerdiT February 6, 2024