Canada's History

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.

by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.

I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.

by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010

Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers

Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.

by J_Sierra February 9, 2010

canada's history

That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).

I was late returning from recess because of Canada's History.

by GCL224 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.

by Zaatar February 4, 2010