Canada's History

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.
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A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History
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Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.
We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.
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An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.
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A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.
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After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
last night really was worse than a Canada's History.
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