Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020

Callum

The most amazing gay person you'll ever meet. He is sweet and kind but has the ability to be a right asshole sometimes. Really sensitive, especially when it comes to Fortnite and coming out. Loves to take it in the backdoor.

Callum is one of the good types of gay people.

by JammyDodger21 October 9, 2022

Callum

PogChamp and Poggers

"Callum is Pogchamp and Poggers"

by pogmanisverypog June 9, 2021

adam callum

A amazing hot boy with a huge dick and is super athletic

Adam Callum fuck me

by yuh6969 May 14, 2018

Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .

That guy is such a Callum Skinner

by chimmychonga June 2, 2020

Callum Gillespie

Callum Gillespie loves vodka anything and will drink anyone under the table. He is well known for his tough stuff on and his ability to never know when to shut up. Also has just finished the leaving cert which is a proper two fingers to all the teachers

Callum Gillespie loves using johnnies

Callum Gillespie was spotted in mccaffs
Callum Gillespie does not give a flying f

by Camping Heineken June 13, 2025

Callum MacLean

Trump looking, hot sister having poo eater.

Look at Callum MacLean he looks like poo!

by Bumchopmer8482 June 9, 2020